One of my favorite things about twitter is the fact you never know what might pop up next. I started following @DRUNKHULK a couple weeks ago, and he seriously is one of the funniest fake sloshed cartoon superheroes that you’d ever want to read about. You can even follow DRUNKHULK on google buzz.

DRUNKHULK might be fictitious, he might be green, he might be inebriated, he might even be a little literary, but one things for sure – he’s totally hilarious.

Some favorite sample tweets:

• IT FRIDAY! ONLY DAY OF WEEK T.G.I.FRIDAY SERVER LEAVE WORK WITHOUT INEVITABLE DISAPPOINTMENT OF IT NO ACTUAL BE FRIDAY!

• LIKE REAL JOURNALIST! LARRY KING DECIDE SEE WHAT TIGER WOODS JESSE JAMES FUSS ALL ABOUT FIRSTHAND!

• OPRAH APPARENTLY REFER SELF IN THIRD PERSON! DRUNK HULK THINK THAT SILLY!

DRUNKHULK in Paris

• NEW SAW MOVIE LIKE LARRY KING MARRIAGE! JUST WHEN THINK IT OVER! THERE ANOTHER ONE!

• WOMAN ARREST SMUGGLE CORPSE ON PLANE! SHE ALMOST MAKE IT! BUT POLICE SAY CORPSE LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE KATE GOSSELIN DANCING!

• KFC GUY CONVINCE AMERICA BALL OF CHEESE AND MEAT REALLY SANDWICH! MUST BE SAME GENIUS CONVINCE PEOPLES TWILIGHT BOOKS GOOD!

• REALLY! NICHOLAS SPARKS ATTACK CORMAC MCCARTHY FOR BAD WRITING! THAT LIKE KIM JONG-II ATTACK PAUL NEWMAN FOR BAD FASHION!

• TWITTER SHOW PEOPLES WHERE TWEETER LOCATE! NOW SCARED BABYSITTER CAN LEARN TWEET ARE COMING FROM INSIDE HOUSE!

• LISTEN GRANDPA! IF DRUNK HULK WANT HEAR SAME STORY OVER AND OVER! DRUNK HULK READ DEAN KOONTZ BOOK!

DRUNKHULK at Taco Bell

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